General Ditches Queensbury Rules
Marine General Peter Pace, chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, felt the need to wave his dick at North Korea today during a press briefing at the Pentagon.
"It would be more brute force, wherever we might have to go next, than it would be if we weren't already involved in the war we have going on in Iraq and Afghanistan," Pace said. "Why? Because you need precision intelligence to drop precision munitions. And a lot of our precision intelligence assets are currently being used in the Gulf region. So some of those would not be available if you had to go someplace else."
Translated, that means since the US military is presently being wasted on resistance to it's occupation in Iraq and Afghanistan, a lot of people are going to be slaughtered when the neocons get around to Korea. We've ditched any Geneva Convention formalities so when we start flinging those dumb bombs and nukes around y'all better watch your ass, punk.
Of course Pace doesn't want to let on about his top secret weapon on loan from the Village People: