Bad Luck, Or Is Someone Sending A Message?
~~> Air Force One blew six tires on the trip to Ho Chi Minh City.
~~> Someone robbed one of the First Twins' purse on a trip to Argentina.
~~> Another someone poured molasses into the fuel tanks of Bush's helicopters.
~~> Motorcycle cops covering Codpiece's visit to Hawaii crash and are hurt.
~~> Acting director of the White House travel office was robbed and beaten in Hawaii.
And that's just stuff we hear about.