Pastor Ted To Get Treatment For Gay Cooties

Disgraced hypocrite pastor Ted Haggard is going to start treatment towards "spiritual restoration" :

"After tumbling from the pinnacle of the American evangelical movement amid allegations he snorted meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, Haggard has agreed to a rehabilitation process that could last three to five years."

I think the guy is going to do very well with this.

 The process includes "laying on of hands."

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In a related story, the famed Jesus Camp is being shut down. The documentary about the brainwashing center was in theaters this past summer and featured scenes with the aforementioned Pastor Ted.