President Pretends to Read a Book
We're supposed to believe that Gameboy is reading Camus' "The Stranger" while on vacation at his pretend ranch in Texas.
Quite apropos, actually. It's an absurdist tale about a guy, his innate disconnection with reality and his total lack of moral fiber or sense of remorse. Who kills an arab.
When taking time out from using his finger and mouthing the words, Sockpuppet gets his jollies from forcing staffers to run in 100 degree heat. If you survive you get a t shirt and a photo.