Two days ago eight conservative print media columnists met with Commander Codpiece in the white house for an hour or so. The fawning media whores of course hung on every word emanating from his piehole while he rambled incoherently for over an hour. If you want to see how a total moron tries to pass himself off as a statesman in a supportive, informal atmosphere, the transcript can be found here.
Some of the lowlights:
Iraq attacked us.
Ramadan causes muslims to be violent.
Only 25% or so of americans want the country out of Iraq.
Iraq + Israel + the crusades + cartoons make people want to kill us.
"Don't write that I'm always trying to put lipstick on the pig."
Well, there are other options.