Truly, this is beyond bizarre.
The Maine National Guard hands out life size cardboard photos of deployed service members to their families.
"He goes everywhere with me. Every day he comes to work with me," said Judkins, who works in a dentist's office. ``I just bought a new table from the Amish community, and he sits at the head of the table. Yes, he does."
Here's a thought - end the corporate conflicts, bring the guard home so you don't have to come up with tacky nonsense like this.